i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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