I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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