There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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