On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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