You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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