I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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