Who did Billy Mays play for?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
These tits shall not be calmed
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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