Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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