Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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