why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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