o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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