wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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