none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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