shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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