We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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