no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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