I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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