i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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