are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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