I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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