jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
operation harelip BJ is a go
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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