You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
