Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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