so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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