awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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