it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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