Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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