My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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