"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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