My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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