best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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