why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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