CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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