What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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