Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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