Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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