I want to have your abortion
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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