Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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