Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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