I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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