I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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