Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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