how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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