Me too!
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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