what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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