It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize