dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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