Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
no you cant smoke seaweed
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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