I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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