Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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