We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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