He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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