Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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