On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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